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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

They Go Together Like Peanut Butter and Tuna

It started as a normal Tuesday at Country Lakes Golf Club in Naperville, IL. Golf carts were being shined, the club house was being stocked, and balls were being washed all in preparation for a mid-day golf outing. What wasn't normal? The scantily clad "caddies" that accompanied the golfers along the course. You see, this golf outing was being sponsored by Blackjack's Gentleman's Club. The problem was these "caddies" did more than choose clubs and shag balls, they also took their clothes off and performed sex acts (allegedly). What's the problem you may ask? Well, besides the fact that it's illegal, the Country Lakes Golf Club happens to be surrounded by several hundred townhomes and single family homes. Homes with nice backyards where children play. Homes with picturesque windows complete with lovely views of the rolling greens. Homes with a nice view of...a stripper's butt crack? Wait, that doesn't sound right. It didn't look right either. Many of the Country Lakes Golf Club residents were enraged by this display and a couple even video taped it to submit to the police, as well as local TV stations. No arrests have been made as of yet but police are still reviewing the tape, and reviewing it, and reviewing it.

All this time I thought golf was a gentlemen's game, not a gentleman's club game. Golf and strippers, they go together like peanut butter and tuna.

3 Comments:

  • At 9:47 AM, Anonymous Danny McDaniel, Chicago said…

    Golf is such a Republican sport.

    BUSH, BALLS, AND BOOBS!

    GOD BLESS 'MER'KA!!!

     
  • At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Amanda Sylvers said…

    Oh MY!

     
  • At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Peter Grant said…

    Golf is one of the most boring sports ever! They have to lighten it up SOMEHOW!!

     

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